Our Glorious Leader envisions a mighty military parade? Let’s all help him achieve his dream! Do your part by sending the White House a package of toy soldiers, wind-up tanks, balsa wood gliders, flying monkeys or package of balloons and confetti. Little Cadet Bone Spurs can stage his own parade on the rug while doing the peoples’ business by keeping up on the news shows. As long as he’s playing happily by himself, he can’t get into mischief.
Corvallis (Feb. 8)