While no one is implying any of the beers listed are “watery” or “swill” or “bad,” we’ll just say the $22 Ironfire Outcast Dead Imperial Red Ale you like so much will not be found here.

We hereby present the unerring, unredacted and 100% correct L.A. Times Domestic Beer Power Rankings. For the purposes of this rankings, we have sampled and judged a large selection of popular domestic beers. Here we go: