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For anyone who opposes other people’s legal rights to grow, obtain and consume cannabis, there are a number of corporations, cartels and other nefarious institutions that would like to thank you for your time, obedience and financial support.

You have made the world a better place for a select few by disapproving of other people’s means of enjoyment, enduring with false propaganda and a nicely limited lifestyle instead.

Because cannabis is restricted to medicinal use by an expensive permitting process in Oregon, it can be kept out of the hands of disobedient, selfish citizens who would use it solely to commit dangerous acts of relaxation or spiritual meditation. Cannabis sativa — or “hemp” — can be kept out of the fields of our country, where it would likely become a dominant crop in the quick production of fiber, food and powerful diesel. Large agribusiness corporations are very happy with your compliance, and appreciate the opportunity you have provided for them to continue to monopolize the market of food and fiber crops that require large amounts of pesticide.

These corporations and their sidetracking companions are happy to award you with the continued daily use of nonprescription stimulants and depressants, and hope you will never have the wherewithal for a consciousness-expanding entheogen like cannabis. Keep up the good obedience, and don’t feel afraid to ask the acceptable kinds of questions! Remember, these institutions are here for you for them, always.

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Andy Sellers

Corvallis

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